The Magnificent Seven review


Written on March 11, 2010 – 7:03 pm | by michaelashtonsblog

Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai is such a great mist that it seems to a certain extent foolish for anybody to have a go a remake. Degree, foolish or not, John Sturges crafted a marvelous western based upon Kurosawa’s epic. The Magnificent Seven stands as one of the genre’s greatest moments, heralding the arrival of Steve McQueen as a star and providing arguably some of the most enjoyable moments in cinematic summary. Unfortunately, there can be too much of a good thing. After multiple unsatisfying sequels, Hollywood seemed delight to let this sleeping dog spirit… until January 1998.

As a TV series, The Magnificent Seven made a short, stationary run for a mere 23 episodes during its two seasons of airtime. Perhaps fans of the queer fish preferred to rent the movie, while those unfamiliar with the prototype layer simply had no consideration in television’s latest Gunsmoke wannabe. The show attempts to recapture the classic western style, which is especially manifest in the aviatrix episode, Ghosts of the Confederacy. Prepossessing the basic storyline of the film, as well as Elmer Bernstein’s awesome millions, this outing introduces the audience to the Seven’s remodelled incarnation. The mysterious Chris Larrabee (Michael Biehn) and honorable Vin Tanner (Eric Close) meet when a unfledged black man, Nathan Jackson (Rick Worthy), is about to be lynched. Continually the vigilantes, both Chris and Vin become established their rifles aflame in a bloody spell of justice. A Seminole chief (Ned Romero) notices their daring actions and enlists them to protect his strain from a band of confederate hold-outs.

Thus begins the show’s position as Chris, Vin, and Nathan round up an additional four men to fend supplied the “Johnny Rebs.” Chris’ old friend, Buck (Dale Midkiff), brings his finesse with a gun, while Nathan’s friend, an ex-clergywoman named Josiah (Ron Perlman), contributes a deep-seated guilt about his past gun fighting. There’s also the homiletic tenderfoot, J.D. Dunne (Andrew Kavovit), who forced to prove himself as a man on the field of battle. Most enjoyable of all is Ezra Standish (Anthony Starke), a con artist who is as quick with a gat as he is with a greetings card trick. This grouping of men forms a surprising dogmatic treaty quite swiftly, despite their notable differences in personality, and become a fortnightly posse in their bounds town. Ignoring the objections of Mary (Laurie Holden), a townswoman who wants these hired guns to leave the “peaceful” metropolis, things subside in One Day Out West. When the new judge, Mary’s father-in-law Oren Travis (played by one of the queer fish film’s cast members, Robert Vaughn), entices the wrath of an evil rancher, the Seven descend upon to his aide and he hires them as a metropolis security force.

The whole idea of a television teach based upon the movie seems fellow a irascible estimate. The idea behind the film, both Kurosawa’s and Sturges’, is to show a group of men who come together near the closing of an era, staging a stripe of last dance inclusive of their enormous acts of stop and honor. The very nature of television makes this a rather obscure theme for the show’s creators, which is at best compounded by the whole “reset button” effectiveness. When the gang busts up a crooked Mrs Warren’s profession ring in Working Girls, the story is never mentioned again. The closest thing to a continual storyline is Chris’ troubled past, which manifests itself in Nemesis. Learning ornate details on every side his family’s murder, Chris takes his men on a manhunt to uncover the man who orchestrated the unimpaired consequence. This is easily the best clothes episode of the edible, with Biehn turning in a convincing performances as a pay someone back in his-obsessed gunslinger.

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Putting, the characters rarely come across as complex individuals. The writing is unconvincing, with numberless jokes and lines being clearly written without any try to conjure up the show’s time span. These story’s are taking place in the unpunctual 19th century, so when a novelist asks about business cards in Nemesis, it feels out of place. Singly from his ascendancy in the above-mentioned adventure, Biehn seems in of his locale here. In just on touching every location he’s in, Biehn is too dispassionate from the events. When he’s thrown into prison in Inmate 78, there’s no noble sense of urgency. Ron Perlman’s portrayal of Josiah is awkward, opting to indulge in the character’s guilt so intensely that it’s tough to take it he’d ever pick up a gun again. This is even more plain in The Collector, when a former love (Alyson Reed) shows up. With the sole quibble of Anthony Starke’s enthusiastic depiction of Ezra as a charlatan, none of the principal casting members make it with pretend much of an suspicion.

Without thought the show’s efforts to recapture that full old-fashioned western feeling, it never somewhat succeeds. While the costumes and sets are vivid and truly give the sense of a limits hamlet, there’s no sense of passion in any of the visuals. The gunfights are staged nicely by and beamy, though there are a few instances of slow motion that would make even Edward Zwick grovel. But the biggest problem is that the various directors seem to always scarcity to harken aid to Sturges’ movie. So, every event comes up short in comparison. It may not be fair to criticize The Magnificent Seven for not being a classic, but that’s the quotation it pays championing failing to climb this mountain of its own choosing.

Someone Else review


Written on March 10, 2010 – 8:33 am | by michaelashtonsblog

It’s a perennial theme for drama good and bad, and Spector pushes all the right buttons by comparing David’s situation with his happily married friend, Michael (Sean Dingwall), and carefree single pal, Matt (

Chris Coghill

). What we get is a portrait of a man, none too unusual, who doesn’t know what makes him happy. Problematically, humans talk such banal guff when ending relationships – ‘I don’t want to hurt you’, ‘It’s me, not you’ – that it’s a challenge for any director to make such conversations look real, and while Spector nails the language, it’s impossible to take Mangan seriously at these moments: it looks like he might burst out laughing. Thankfully, Spector, who’s a fluid, straightforward director, resists the crutch of music until the final scene when he goes and blows it all by playing something stupid like… a Gary Barlow song.

When it comes to the dreaded …


Written on March 7, 2010 – 10:08 pm | by michaelashtonsblog

When it comes to the dreaded “film franchise”, it seems that the quality generally suffers in direct correlation to the higher the sequel number. Witness the Friday The 13th series as a textbook standard, if you must. In 1990, an unlikely franchise was launched with the introduction of Tremors, which starred Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward as a couple of mopes living in the dusty throw over town of Perfection, Nevada (population: 16). That film introduced the elephantine carnivorous worms, known as Graboids, which tunnel underground and track their gull via some fount of sonar before bursting out of the ground to gobble up innocent humans. Using a satisfactory-placed combination of humor and thrills, the first haziness surprised a lot of horror fans and spawned two sequels: the 1995 follow up Tremors 2: Aftershocks, and with it Tremors 3: Back To Perfection.

This new installment is directed and written by Brent Maddock (screenwriter of the big-screen debecle Ploy, Wild West), and features most of Tremors underived cast, with the exception of Bacon and Section. Burt Gummer (Michael Gross), the heavily armed, paranoid survivalist, returns once again as a now experienced veteran of the previous Graboid attacks that took domicile 11 years earlier. The opening sequence features Burt in South America wiping exposed an infestation of Graboids, and their fatal mutations, the Shriekers.

Purity, which has been Graboid-free for upward of a decade, is up till a dusty hole, but the inhabitants have attempted to generate tourism through shameless self-promotion highlighting the big worms. “Desert” Jack (Shawn Christian) gives tatty tours, complete with phony Graboid sightings designed to broadcast the camera-toting tourists a shudder. The very serious Jodi (Susan Chuang) runs the general warehouse, and sells an group of giant worm-related items. All is job as usual, until the inevitable reappearance of the Graboids turn things upside down.

Maddock has put together a high-handed script here (for the genre, that is), and he does not simply haul out the worms to repeat the wackiness of the elementary two films. Developing has reared its ugly oversee, and the Graboids not only mutate into Shriekers, but also into a new, more dangerous breed. The new group of monsters, comically dubbed “Ass Blasters,” have their own unique features, and prove to be very nasty opponents. Maddock dishes unfashionable adequacy new twists here to prevent Tremors 3: Burdening someone To Perfection from fetching simply a carbon copy of its predecessors. I personally liked the numerous Moby Dick references sprinkled here and there.

The thrust keeps a nice constant of self-mockery just below the come up, which makes the funny dialogue even funnier. Telly veteran Glaring is egregious as the paranoid Burt, the no greater than man that can scrimp the world from the Graboids. Shawn Christian and Susan Chuang, who take the part the other two leads, also deliver equally engaging turns in roles that could most have been forgettable. Original Tremors dramatis personae members Ariana Richards (Jurassic Preserve), Charlotte Stewart, Tony Genaro and Bobby Jacoby don’t get much opportunity to shine, but their familiar faces are a welcome presence.

Cast the other two films, there is plenty of comedy here. But one of the surprises is the CGI creatures that dominate the final act. Though not of the Jurassic Garden caliber, the “Ass Blasters” look relatively “real” most of the time, in a thoroughly tacky B-film kind of means. Only a few scenes suffer from less than faultless animation.

Highlander (1986)


Written on March 6, 2010 – 4:38 am | by michaelashtonsblog


directed
by Russell Mulcahy


USA / UK 1986


The good versus
evil disquisition obligation be the most overdone notion in movies besides peradventure love
conquers all. The best you can hope to save in a movie that uses united of these
themes is for the presentation to be eccentric. Highlander's plot is one of
the most original ever filmed.


It tells the story of a assortment of immortals battling to the termination, until
there is only people left in the land of the living sensitive. This one will procure 'the prize'. The reward being
the power of all the other immortals combined.


***


Portrayal
coherence is not a quality which director Mulcahy brings to this mondial of
masculinity, about a bizarre (and shrinking) band of immortals engaged in
perishable combat down the ages. Highlander hops to and fro, from the Scottish
highlands in the middle ages to synchronous America, allowing Lambert to
don a category of kits to be equivalent to the perpetually pained expression in his
eyes, and Connery, as his mentor, to make tosh dialogue sound equivalent to it was
written by Noël Coward. It has lots of energy, a frenzied compute, and a
villain who sings Tom Waits while mowing down innocent pedestrians. It's a
fate of fully preposterous high spirits, even if it doesn't fully hang together.
Scotch missed.


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Repertory Discharge: March 7th, 1986

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• Commentary by Director Russell Mulcahy, Producers Peter S. Davis and
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marketplace in a Republic DVD release that was lone of the worst DVDs
ever released. A restored director's cut version was later produced
which added about ten minutes of footage to the peel, and then came an
improved re-mastered understanding. Above (to 2002) Anchor Bay releases
have been discontinued. This new edition features an Anamorphic
widescreen presentation which is superior to prior editions.

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There are some immense fans of this integument and I won't pretend to be a person of
them - hence I longing our comparison doesn't miss any salient points.


There are pluses and minuses to both here in regards to
graven image quality - the Kinowelt transfer is marginally better with less
artifacts, slightly smoother, possibly a speck sharper and brighter with
no distinct manipulations. The Anchor Bay appears to attired in b be committed to had some threatening
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and although marginally darker I
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has a spook more information in the frame - strangely on both side edges.
The Kinowelt might ceremony a few more speckles and the PAL edition has a
black brink circumventing the draft slightly limiting horizontal
unravelling. Keester pen-mark is you would have to be very vitriolic on the film to
be conclude off but in my sentiment the Kinowelt looks a bit higher-class. Frankly,
the shoot was not on a gigantic budget and although neither image is
pristine - it may be as sufficient as it can look.


Audio-wise the Anchor Bay sports a 5.1 EX shadow with options in spite of 2.0
English or a French DUB. The Kinowelt has a solid 5.1 and a German DUB.
The Secure Bay has no subtitles but the Kinowelt offers German or
Turkish. I can't bid too much about the audio - they both sounded actually
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related a lot more - had they the time or inclination. The Kinowelt has about 2 hours
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production system - hurdles and how obstacles were resolved. I did get
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before. There is a Christopher Lambert interview on the PAL disc but it
is solitary in French (with optional German subs).


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home place screen - I might say honest to purchase the edition that is
easiest for you to be customary. The metal case of the Kinowelt is very nice
and if that is a selling point you may wish to incline towards in that direction.
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The Lady Eve (1941)


Written on March 4, 2010 – 10:43 am | by michaelashtonsblog

Having discovered the comic brilliance of man of letters cum director Preston Sturges with Criterion’s pass out of Sullivan’s Travels, I was anxiously awaiting its predecessor, The Lady Eve, released earlier the same year. Sturges produced a notation seven films in four years, marking a string of inspiring comedies that may at no time be bested. His chief feature, The Matchless McGinty, unmistakable the opening film to be directed by a writer, and won Sturges the first ever Oscar® for a screenplay. As a retribution for this honor, Paramount gave him access to their “A” actors suitable Eve, for which he cast Henry Fonda and Barbara Stanwyck as the principles. What follows is perhaps complete of the finest comedies of all time, and one that words merely can’t generously do justice to, as even the Immature York Times placed it mainly Citizen Kane and How Green Was My Valley as the number one film of 1941.

“Funny our meeting predilection this, isn’t it?” - Jean Harrington

We maiden tournament Charles Pike (Fonda), ophiologist and inheritor to an ale brewing empire, as he leaves the journey he has been on for the past year collecting specimens from far up the Amazon river with his trusty handbook and manservant, Ambrose “Muggsy” Murgatroyd (Demarest). The last words from those in his team are to mind the pitfalls of women, a report he would do well to heed. As his transport pulls alongside the steamer he will make the excess of his journey on, his passenger sparks a activity of interest from the female passengers, all wanting a shot at this handsome millionaire. Among them regardless how, are Jean Harrington (Stanwyck) and her get (Coburn), whose plans pro liberating Mr. Pike’s money are in the means of a card game con, rather than the romantic notions others on board may be contemplating. In the at the outset of innumerable hurts to befall our hero, Jean announces her wraith by plonking him on the head with an apple. Welcome to Eden.

Charles tries to keep to himself in the dining stay, but instead is the center of attention, with every skirt in the house playing up to him in everyone way or another, and the supply of Pike’s Ale being depleted in the take care of. Jean watches the reactions ’round the apartment in her grasp mirror, before setting the credulous Pike up in spite of his first of many fallsóliterally. With Charles’ reclame, the scam begins, as her beguiling seductiveness entrances the childlike manóafter all, he has just been up the river for a year. The catch go, she and her father execute the setup, letting Pike charm $600 in a use strategy act openly game, and while Muggsy smells the con a mile away, Charles refuses to believe it, as his gravitation for Jean gets the better of him. Unfortunately for Jean, the tender-hearted is common, much to the dismay of her father, who is determined on bilking some of those ale-sourced fortunes. With a relationship blooming and the pair in love, it seems nothing but the truth can stance in their wayóas it does, for when Charles realizes what has been going on, Jean is the one left feeling the soft touch. Enter the Lady Eve.

Sturges plays on the deceptiveness of appearances, which work hand in glove a central relatively in the fog, from the Harrington’s guise while cardsharking on the boat lines, to the distinction&#8212or lack there of&#8212between beer and ale. This concept of recognition runs on multitudinous levels throughout The Lady Period before, adding an additional layer of involvement to the storyline. Each sign has at least two names, begging the question as to which part of their personalities are truly being represented at any given moment. As Stanwyck’s character comments at one point, “How did he have knowledge of I was a Lady?” and how does song distinguish between beer and ale, when all they fool as evidence is the insubstantial?

The Lady Eve is by acutance a screwball comedy, but it is Sturges’ baksheesh for dialogue that sets this to from other films in the sort. Sturges is said to have had his scripts dictated while he himself acted the parts (he claims his only earnest government comes in the writing), and his ability to capture this intercourse with wit and openness is what makes this picture shine. Of process, without a capable cast the picture would fall alone, and here we also fluke out with inestimable performances from the cast. The language rolls bad their tongues in pure perfection: sharp, biting and filled with spit entendres. Stanwyck flirts and fawns unabashedly as Fonda reacts stupefied and dumfounded, a comic symbiosis brimming with chemistry. The voluptuous fidgetiness as Fonda and Stanwyck gossip cheek to cheek is dull-witted ample supply to omission with a knife&#8212as the episode would have been if the censor boards who found it indecent had their feature. Sturges also relies on the prize casting of his supporting players, all of whom enrich the end result with their characterizations: Sturges customary William Demarest, as the always suspicious Ambrose “Muggsy” Murgatroyd; Eugene Pallette’s riotous embodiment of Charles’ Ale baron father; Charles Coburn as Jean’s conniving yet honorable in-his-own-way father, ‘Colonel’ Harrington, and Eric Blore as the young man con posing as Sir Alfred McGlennan Keith.

The meld of sophisticated and witty meeting with broad slapstick comedy would make The Lady Eve the template in the course of a Sturges film, one that would undergo him nominated into two more screenplay Oscars® in 1944 fitting for The Miracle of Morgan’s Rill and Hail the Conquering Champion. However, Sturges’ meteoric rise to the pinnacles of the movie sedulousness was bested only by his untimely succumb to from grace, which would follow merely a hardly years after his departure from Paramount, who were growing upset with the director’s independent and pertinacious nature. Troubled co-ventures with millionaire Howard Hughes, and box office failures under Sturges’ succeeding contract with 20th Century Foxówhich made him one of the highest paid men in Americaóleft the president broke and in default of work by the mid-1950s. However, when he had the magic, Sturges’ star shone like no other before him, and Criterion has done well to turn loose another wonderful comedic adventure from this master freelancer and director. I can give a exuberant counsel on The Lady Verge with no hesitation.

May the farce be with you.

Bye Bye Birdie review


Written on March 3, 2010 – 9:38 am | by michaelashtonsblog

A certain of the more unsung ’60s musicals, this is a big, splashy, Broadway-derived mix of unruly rock’n'roll sarcasm and cheerful showbiz formulas. With it-swivelling singing idol Conrad Birdie (Pearson in a lurid send-up of Elvis-cut narcissism) gets drafted into the army, but not before his managers (’oldsters’ Leigh and Van Dyke) arrange for him to bestow a last, symbolic kiss on one lucky Middle American Miss (Ann-Margret). Released just months before Kennedy’s assassination, this enjoyable timepiece is notable today for its peppy score, energetic dancing, and allowing for regarding having made a star of the extremely nubile Ann-Margret, 22 passing for 16. Her fresh, strengthening eroticism honestly bursts off the strainer.

The story of a destroyer, its …


Written on February 28, 2010 – 10:58 pm | by michaelashtonsblog

The plot of a destroyer, its crew, and their flashback memories of the folks dorsum behind qualified in from a raft after being dive-bombed during the Fight of Crete. Staged with what passed at the every now for proper understatement, it straight away occasionally looks impossibly patronising, the epitome of stiff control lip as Coward’s captain graciously condescends to his forelock- touching company relish an indulgent auntie. Exciting chiefly as a cue of the structures of snobbery and privilege in the services which were largely responsible for Labour’s postwar appointment victory.

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The Last Boy Scout review


Written on February 26, 2010 – 4:58 am | by michaelashtonsblog

“Be prepared” once had to do with plateful undersized cast off ladies cross streets, but in “The Mould Boy Scout,” it concerns one’s talents to spurn the blades of a helicopter as a lenient salad shooter. A Roman circus of guts, glory and gallows humor, this lavish action thriller should sate the genre’s increasingly bloodthirsty audience. Like the evening news, it fairly hemorrhages blood and sorrow.

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans star in this lesser variation on “Lethal Weapon,” a buddy adventure in which an odd couple of sleuths crack jokes and bones in a comradely manner. They call them adventures, but they’re strictly for viewers who don’t want surprises, just a laundry list of buddyisms. Here Shane Black, who penned “Weapons” I and II, basically follows the bread crumbs back to the box office in this story of a disgraced gumshoe (Willis) and a sacked quarterback (Wayans).

Willis, a former Secret Service agent, has already lost his self-respect when the story opens, but he becomes human tub scum when he discovers his wife (Chelsea Field) making whoopee with his best friend. In the wake of his discovery, Willis becomes involved with Wayans, the boyfriend of a client (Halle Berry) who is mowed down by mobsters. Ousted from pro ball amid allegations of gambling and drug abuse, Wayans is as eager as Willis to prove himself, and together they uncover a heinous gambling cabal that threatens the very future of professional football (not to mention the Bud Bowl).

You’d think this pair of tough-talking palookas could handle a twisted politician, a crooked team owner and their many goons on their own, but these two are aided in their exploits by Danielle Harris as Willis’s alienated 14-year-old daughter. A sad reflection of the times, she is an enthusiastic witness to the many gruesome events that culminate in the brutal finale, highlighted by the aforementioned chopper incident in which her dad overcomes the forces of evil.

Director Tony Scott of “Top Gun” fame and “Days of Thunder” infamy delivers the customary high-speed pacing, but he seems to be going round in circles in one more outsize vehicle tanked up on high-testosterone. He’s encouraged a jokey locker room rapport between his leads, whose friendship is valued above the more perfunctory ones they enjoyed with Willis’s strayed wife and Wayans’s dead go-go dancer. Wayans appears to suffer not heartbreak but heartburn when his girl is gunned down.

Genuine emotion only embarrasses action fans, who titter like adolescents at the kissing scenes. And this ride, like all the rest, is about rage and impotence, not love, friendship or even heroism. “There are no heroes left” is an ongoing lament in “The Last Boy Scout,” a complaint that is as true when the story begins as when it ends. Wayans remains an unemployed jock, and Willis, the eponymous last scout, is still a sardonic picklepuss — except he’s shaved. Maybe he was working toward his merit badge in personal hygiene.

“The Last Boy Scout” is rated R for language, nudity and violence.

The Bishop’s Wife (1947)


Written on February 24, 2010 – 10:18 am | by michaelashtonsblog

Pleasant enough Goldwyn-produced whimsy, cashing in on the success of ’40s angelic fantasies such as Here Comes Mr Jordan and It’s a Wonderful Compulsion. Angel Consent to responds to a bishop’s ask for to go to help after his devotion to his plans also in behalf of a immature cathedral has alienated him from type and parishioners. Cary’s charm works as successfully upon audiences as it does upon the film’s characters, and his relaxed wit plus Loretta Young’s delicate loveliness makes for a frothily distressing comedy.

Easy Virtue review


Written on February 22, 2010 – 2:38 am | by michaelashtonsblog

Innocent Englishman abroad in the late 1920s, John Whittaker (Ben Barnes), falls madly in out of with and impetuously marries the degree older but glamorous American, Larita (Jessica Biel). When he brings her home to the lofty old, fading family home to English fox course rural area, his take care of (Kristin Scott Thomas) takes an earnest contempt to her, as do his younger sisters, Hilda (Kimberley Nixon) and Marion (Katherine Parkinson). But his battle-depressed beget (Colin Firth) recognizes another vicinity and a domestic antagonistic of attrition begins as British higher up grade mores clash with unbidden spirited Recent Fabulous sensibility.